Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
