It's Friday. Sex?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just want nice things and good sex
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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