I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
