I have demons in me.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Are we still banned from the library?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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