Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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