duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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