oh god the rape fog is back!
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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