did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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