Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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