She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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