SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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