Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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