After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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