then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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