Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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