I could have mohawked her pubes.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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