Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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