try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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