Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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