what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
