question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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