first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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