The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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