soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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