I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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