i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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