It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i dont even know how to be here
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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