Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
50% drunk capacity currently
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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