My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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