Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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