Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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