: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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