he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think a kid would responsible me up
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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