She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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