My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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