glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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