dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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