I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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