have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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