There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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