nut hugger
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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