these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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