At least make sure they are 18
Why
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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