also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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