yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
time to smoke my breakfast
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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