He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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