: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
ttyl tear gas
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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