do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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