you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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