Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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