I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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